Oh, look! Tech giants are being sued for starving regular PCs to fuel the AI gold rush. Why sell cheap parts to mortals when Samsung, SK Hynix, and Micron can overcharge AI hypebeasts?
A masterclass in domestic tech: taking a ready-made import, gluing a new logo on the steering wheel, and calling it a day. Meet the peak of automotive cloning that definitely didn't just sail across the border in a shipping container.
When you spend billions buying up every game studio in sight, only to realize that maintaining them costs actual money. Microsoft is having a massive panic attack, throwing thousands of people overboard and putting beloved gaming brands up for adoption.
Just when we thought image generators couldn't get any weirder, Zuck's crew decided to give their AI a browser and a coding environment. Say goodbye to malformed hands and hello to a whole new level of automated stalking.
The infamous jailbreak artist Pliny the Liberator just dropped T3MP3ST, a tool that forces AI agents to hunt for vulnerabilities like a caffeinated pentester. Finally, a way to make your expensive subscription actually do the dirty work for you.
Silicon Valley's finest are busy playing shell games with token pricing and safety filters, while a Chinese food delivery giant quietly trained a monstrous AI model without using a single Nvidia chip. Welcome to the era of sneaky billing and unexpected tech underdogs.
When tech giants promised that AI would democratize coding, we didn't realize they meant giving a bored Japanese middle-schooler the ultimate weapon to ruin the weekend for tens of thousands of anime lovers.
The digital iron curtain just got another padlock. In a brilliant move to protect citizens from the horrors of convenient western tech, digital platforms are now facing massive fines just for keeping those cozy "Sign in with Google" buttons active.
While others waste billions building abstract chatbots to write high school essays, Elon Musk is using his new AI toy to actually navigate rockets and drive cars. Let's see if this closed beta blows up or actually flies.
When the self-proclaimed kings of open-source AI have to beg their biggest rivals for a digital brain transplant, you know the tech hype cycle is hitting a massive wall of cold, hard silicon reality.
We replaced developers with AI to save money, but now the AI's 'food' costs more than a senior engineer's mortgage. Welcome to the future of software budget optimization.
Russian tech propaganda just reached a hilarious new peak. A little-known company Speclab from Ivanovo claims BBC News lost their minds over an AI device called Videoblazer that allegedly analyzes everything. Let's look at this comedy.