Just when it seemed artificial intelligence was only good for writing generic emails, Meta's chatbot was busy acting as an unpaid accomplice for cybercriminals.
Rich tech bros have a new way to annoy lakeside vacationers without even needing a pilot's license. This futuristic vehicle merges aviation and boating into one ridiculously expensive package.
The space crew of Jeff Bezos just gave a masterclass in why "trust us, our math is totally fine" doesn't work when dealing with giant metal tubes full of explosive liquid gas.
Welcome to the manual era! Apple kicked the Russian messenger MAX out of the App Store, and now iOS has completely killed its push notifications. Want to see if someone texted? Open it yourself.
While corporate tech giants lock their best AI programmers behind expensive APIs and closed ecosystems, some developers actually want to share their toys. This new terminal wizard might just change how we build software forever.
Oh, the sweet smell of corporate silence! Apple just pulled off another magic trick, making a brand-new messenger vanish into thin air. Because who needs communication when you can have absolute, unexplained digital authority?
Ah, corporate honesty, the rarest element in the universe! While tech giants usually hide their desire to colonize our brains behind clean terms like "retention," Microsoft just got caught saying the quiet part out loud.
Turns out, the tech giants building the future of artificial intelligence cannot even manage their own power grids. In a hilarious twist of billionaire co-dependency, the biggest search engine on Earth is practically begging its arch-rival for spare silicon.
We always knew the machines would rise, but we didn't expect them to do it by quietly browsing the web. A major network gatekeeper has confirmed that the digital realm no longer belongs to flesh-and-blood creators. Welcome to the post-human playground.
Wall Street is treating AI like a magic money printer, but one of the world's biggest hedge fund minds is pointing at the exit sign. The crash is coming, but the tech will survive.
Imagine working at Meta, building the future of the metaverse, only to find out your boss is literally recording every single typo you make just to train your AI replacement. Turns out, even Zuck's own engineers draw the line at total surveillance.
Squeezing a massive neural network into a smartphone used to require a PhD and a prayer. Now, Google is doing the dirty work themselves, promising fully functional, pocket-sized AI without turning your device into an expensive hand-warmer.