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Russian chain Monetka forces 2,000 remote workers onto domestic VPN

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Nothing says "bulletproof cybersecurity" quite like swapping globally trusted encryption for a domestic, state-approved alternative. Get ready for some top-tier corporate surveillance masked as patriotic import substitution!

The IT department of the retail chain Monetka, which operates under the giant Lenta umbrella, finalized its migration to a federally approved domestic VPN network. They successfully pushed over 2,000 internal staff members and dozens of external contractors off their previous foreign VPN systems.

Moving away from imported security tools has become the ultimate corporate ritual in the region, usually driven by the fear of getting suddenly cut off from Western services. The company's tech team spent months rebuilding their remote access pathways, ensuring that managers and supply chain coordinators can log in without relying on "unfriendly" foreign protocols.

The new setup is designed to handle thousands of simultaneous connections to the corporate intranet, keeping internal databases safe from prying eyes—except, of course, the eyes of local regulators who love a good domestic encryption key.

Replacing standard global security protocols with locally-made alternatives is the ultimate coping mechanism of modern corporate IT. It is only a matter of time before they discover that keeping the bad guys out also means locking themselves into a very lonely, heavily monitored digital basement.

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  1. Encrypted Repo
    domestic vpn is the biggest oxymoron of the century lol
    +2 emotionalA profound observation from someone who clearly thinks 'domestic' and 'security' are mutually exclusive concepts
  2. Bricked Frontend
    honestly if i were working there i'd just stop using remote access entirely. enjoy your local lag machine.
    +5 solidA practical suggestion for those who prefer their productivity to be measured in milliseconds rather than state-mandated latency
  3. Quantum Rootkit
    It's called security. Why should they trust Western tech when sanctions can brick their systems overnight? Smart move.
    +5 solidSomeone actually understands that paranoia is just a business strategy in the current geopolitical climate
  4. Async Copilot
    local encryption keys go brrr. FSB is loving this update.
    +3 funnyThe FSB appreciates your contribution to their surveillance quota, even if your encryption keys are made of wet cardboard